HRM Pat Condelli, THE Cookie Queen, invites you to stop by The online Cookie Castle to see what her company can do to serve you. Cookies - cakes - cookbooks - cooking classes - and entertainment are her specialties.
The Cookie Queen bakes the world’s most delicious all-natural cookies. She will be happy to plan special cookie displays for your event. She is known for speedy service when cookies are needed for a funeral or a sick friend.
The Cookie Queen also is the director, choreographer and lead soprano for The Original Class Act, a group that has been performing together since 1992. There are 18 programs from which to choose.
Cookie Queen Cookies are simply the most delicious cookies you can buy. They are made fresh daily in the spotless kitchen of the Cookie Queen's Castle in the town of New Kensington, Pa., near Pittsburgh. There are 42 varieties of Cookie Queen Cookies. E Mail The Queen for a list of current offerings and their prices. email@example.com.
The Cookie Queen makes wonderful-tasting cakes for any occasion .. like this cherry-infused cheesecake. Live and silk floral bouquets are the only decorations. The Queen makes only butter cream and whipped cream frostings. She does not make fondant icing (it tastes terrible).
The Cookie Queen has published three books: "Royal Recipes From The castle of The Cookie Queen," "Hassle Free Holidays" and "Never Scrub Another Toilet." You can order copies from the Queen at firstname.lastname@example.org or phone Word Association Publishers 724-226-1255.
Just like the old movie story - a group of friends got together to “put on a show” for the church fun fair way back in 1992. They presented a program of Cole Porter music. The 3-day gig stretched into many years and many shows as the phone never stops ringing. Everyone wants to book this group for a retirement home, church dinner, women’s club, lodge meeting, holiday party.
The Original Class Act will be doing our American Salute show this summer as soon ar the Coronavirus quarantine is lifted. It is the only one of our 18 shows we will offer since we can do this program outside and with no costume changes.
Owner of Cookie Queen Cookies,Cookbooks & Entertainment, Pat is the director and lead soprano of The Original Class Act. Pat also can be booked for a one-woman show - 20 songs in one hour.
Vocal coach for this group of outstanding musician, Terry is our alto and also plays the piano, organ and guitar and does solo gigs for weddings and funerals. She enjoys spending time with her grandchildren. Terry is wearing one of our new St. Patrick show costumes which we made in January.
Ladies swoon when Bill holds their hands and sings directly to each special lady in the audience. Bill is available as a wedding and funeral soloist.
In case you have not noticed Satan himself is taking over in our country. He is spewing his hate in our schools, in our government, in our military, in our sports, in our dictionaries and he is mostly responsible for the great demise of our churches during the “plandemic.”
Yes, I said “plandemic” because now we are finally learning that the Covid 19 scare-mongering has been in the planning stages for more than 10 years - maybe longer. And Satan has used that fear to turn normally intelligent people into lemmings willing to follow him directly into hell.
Satan and his minions have taken over our school districts where they are instructing our first graders how to masturbate, teaching our boys and young men to think less of themselves because they are white, allowing males to shower and dress with female high school athletes and indoctrinating all ages in fallacious critical race theory.
Satan and his henchmen have taken over our military with critical race theory indoctrination and attempts to oust anyone with conservative or religious morals and standards.
Satan and his lickspittles have convinced normally intelligent people to accept changes in our language that are hell-bent on destroying the nuclear family. Children are taught not to call their parents Mom or Dad. Instead they are told call them “folks.” And you can no longer say that females are women or mothers. You must refer to them as “birthing people.”
Satan and his bootlickers have even convinced “scientists” that there are more than two genders. No matter what DNA or chromosomes say you can no longer believe that there are just male or female human beings. Their are a dozen other “titles” which even educators are being forced to refer to the sexes. And if they don’t agree - they are fired.
Satan and his toadies have enlisted the assistance of the Main Stream Media, Hollywood, big tech and major corporations to follow his rules.
In a few short months since the current lefty loon regime has taken over our nation everything has changed and if we don’t put a stop to it now, there will be no going back. All of these abnormal amoral behaviors and beliefs will be ingrained and impossible to remove.
There are things that those of us who still have some mental capacity can do to put a stop to this now. We must be prepared to fight like the liberals do - down and dirty. Nothing is off the table.
Here are some suggestions on how We The People can take back our country and put a stop to this insidious vile vicious vomit:
1. Send letters, e mails and make phone calls - hundreds of them - to every local, county, state and federal official putting them on notice that you will not stand for their treachery or naiveté. Overload their e mail, their phone messages. Write AND call day after day after day. Yes - this takes time. But would you rather end up having to use a gun instead to put a stop to this
2. Start filing FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) demands. You don’t have to be a lawyer to do this. They must respond to every FOIA request. File dozens — no, hundreds of them. Inundate them. Force them to answer.
3. Attend school board and local council meetings and demand time to speak. Ask them about their position on Critical Race Theory. Make sure that they know they work for you….not that you work for them. As a taxpayer you are entitled to answers. Don’t let them try to silence you after a minute or two. Say your piece. They might turn off your microphone to silence you —take a megaphone with you and use it if you have to. Show them you will be HEARD.
4. Hit these Satanists where it hurts the most - their pocketbooks. When a big company forces white employees to say they have “privilege,” or promote the godless Black Lives Matter philosophy or Critical Race Theory or the 1719 Project you can stop purchasing their products. But that is not good enough. You have to make them really hurt. Go to their websites…..take for example Bed, Bath and Beyond who cancelled their contract with My Pillow because they despise Conservative company owner Mike Lindell. At the website go to the products page and write nasty reviews about all of their products. If you are still on social media — post your review of their products on those sites. This works. You will see how quickly these companies change their tune once investors find their profits dwindling.
5. Go to the website www.LetsroleAmerica.us where you will find a host of other suggestions on how to fight back legally and peacefully but effectively. It’s now time for guerrilla warfare. Cancel culture must be met with cancel culture.
Keep in mind - there are way more of us than there are of them. Just look at the map below in the Election Fraud section. The Red indicates where Conservatives live (and vote). The Blue shows where left wing liberal lunatic progressives live. You can plainly see - there are way more of us than there are of them. Consider this….Baby Killer Biden won just 16.7% of US counties……524 — the lowest in recorded history for an “alleged” winning candidate.
6. Pray. God will not allow Satan to win. Pray long. Pray loudly. Pray constantly. God will hear us. Satan will not be victorious.
This is probably the easiest recipe you will ever make - and love. The most difficult part for me was finding frozen pineapple. (They have it at Aldi’s). It has been such a refreshing treat on recent very hot and humid days.
Pineapple juice or rum
How To Make It
* Combine a cup of frozen pineapple with a little pineapple juice or some rum in a blender. Turn the blender onto “ice crush”. Add more liquid if you need to make a smooth consistency. Pour the results into a sherbet glass, grab a spoon and enjoy.
Want to learn how to make the best pie crust in the world?
Do your homemade cookies turn out misshapen and burnt?
Can you put a gourmet dinner on the table in less than 15 minutes?
Interested in learning more about Italian cuisine?
HRH Pat Condelli, The Cookie Queen, also known as "the practical Martha Stewart," teaches all the tricks of the trade in fun-filled classes at the Castle in New Kensington, Pa.
Home Economist Pat Condelli
Pat received her degree in Home Economics at Indiana University of Pennsylvania and has been teaching cooking, baking and home making since 1968.
Choose one of the following classes or tell the Cookie Queen what you would like to bake or cook and she will plan a class specifically for you and your friends.
Pat also is available for LIVE consultation on SKYPE. If you have a web cam, message Pat on the internet for a time for a live SKYPE consult on your computer.
* Dough Re Mi - How to handle all types of doughs - yeast, phyllo, pizza, pie, biscuit. Hands on. Sampling. Take home something wonderful.
* Hassle-Free Holidays -. Save time and your sanity with easy holiday recipes. Hands on. Sampling. Take home something scrumptious.
* Kids Can Cook - Easy recipes. Lots of fun. Hands on. Sampling. Take home something to show your family what you made. Class limited to six children.
* Cookies to Die For, Cry For, Lie For - Learn to make "professional-looking" cookies that taste fabulous. Men of all ages really love this class. Hands on. Sampling. Take home some goodies.
* Yes, You CAN Make a Pie - Anyone can and I’ll teach you how.
* Intro to Cooking for the Single Man -Basic cooking skills for guys. Prepare wonderful meals for you and your buddies. Food safety. Learn how to host a party. Hands on. Sampling. Something to take home.
* Carry Me Back to Old Italia - Grand recipes from the North and South of Italy. Family-tested for generations. Hands on. Sampling. Something to take home.
* Ethnic Cooking With American Flair - You’ll get a little bit of everything in this class - Italian, Greek, Polish, German, Mexican, Dutch, Indian, Chinese. Six sessions.$300. Come for dinner. We eat first. Then I’ll show you how to make it. And you can take some home for your family to taste. Class size limited to six students.
All classes feature hands-on (not just watching me do it) experience. And everyone gets to take home something they themselves made.
Most classes are just one 2-3-hour session. There are morning, afternoon, evening and weekend sessions available.
Individual Classes: $40-$60 (depending on items being prepared), which includes recipes and something delicious to take home.
To register for a class, phone the Cookie Queen at 724 339-0920 or E Mail: email@example.com
Red indicates where Conservatives live.
Blue indicates where Liberals live.
Baby Killer Biden won just 524 counties in all of the United States and most of those because the Democrats cheated. Dead people voted. Illegal aliens voted. 17-year-olds voted. People who do not live in this country voted. And China manipulated the machine votes in many of these counties.
Go to www.frankspeech.com to watch videos showing exactly how China interfered in the 2020 election.
Are you planning a special event? Are you looking for performers for a variety show? Send me a message about your plans, and I will get back to you soon.